Kick in the door, baby!!!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! And what baby?!! It's O-VER now!! Ya boy's official and he's worldwide now!! The takeover is now in effect, and I ain't stopping till I got the whole east coast on my back...till I restore the balance back to the entertainment force...till MY black ass becomes the governor of California, till they say that boy's vichyssoise...ya heard? Alright, i guess that's enough of me smelling myself(for now), but ya gotta feel me on being cised about my website going live.... gotta admit, it looks pretty sick, so i gotta give mad love out to the Illpoet #7 for designing my site...got me looking like Leroy from the Last Dragon with "the glow" on my front page...that's some foreshadowing for your ass if you've ever seen some(meaningless side note: what the hell ever happened to Taimak anyway?) Anyway, this is my very first official blog ever-EVER! So, I know i use this to record my thoughts, day to day goings on in my life, yadi yadi yah... but what i really hope to do with this, is two fold: first, i hope to let people get to know who Chris Reese really is, and second, to be able to use this as a tool to help develop material. And YOU are blessed, lucky, special, born into rich Republican family privileged enough to see how a joke comes to be, from its genesis to the moment I go on stage, and bomb my MFing black ass off-like Sam Jackson in "The Man"! HA HA! But in comedy, you gotta bomb to blow.... That being said, time for me to roll bounce.... sooooooo, so long, adios, arivaderche, ciao bella, bonsoir, and if you live in Southern California, insert whatever the hell other language you speak here__________! This has been Chris Reese, stabbing out......