State Of The Union

Today, George Bush gave his final State of the Union address as President of the United States - which lasted about an hour... an HOUR just to address the sad state of affairs in this country at present. I wish I would've been the Presidents' speech writer. It would've probably gone something like this...

"My fellow Americans.......... everything's fucked up in the country right now mostly because of me. Thank you for coming out, God bless, good night."